Breaking News: Yetis Riot Worldwide

In response to the release of the film "Bigfoot Park", Yetis worldwide have staged violent protests. Angered at being characterized as a "myth" and "smelly, savage, beasts", Bigfeet and Sasquatches marched en masse in cities carrying signs saying "Freedom go to fur!" and "Shave those who insult Mapinguari". In Australia Yowie's were seen stomping on the British Columbian Flag and throwing flaming chunks of their own dung at the BC embassy.

Reports have surfaced that several Radical Abominable Snowmen may have stirred up the unrest by touring Bigfoot areas with the film and adding some footage of King Kong, Mighty Joe Young and cartoon images of Curious George, calling them inflammatory and unforgivable acts of anti-yetism.





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File Under : Riots, Satire, Hair Tonic For Almost Men.

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